Hello and happy new year my friends! So far 2025 has included my 2nd bout of Covid and the city of Los Angeles being on fire. Needless to say, we are not off to a great start. I’m safe where I’m at, but there are tons of folks who are not. Ktown For All, a mutual aid org in Koreatown, has a list of mutual aid venmos for the Los Angeles fire 2025 that you can donate to if you have the resources. Every bit help so please donate or share if you can!
With that I would like to start off She Comes Bi Weekly in the new year with some Bisexual Chaos™.
Back in July, I took an edible and watched all 3 of the Sailor Moon movies on VHS. These were not the physical VHSs from my childhood, oh no. They were copies that I purchased, with my ADULT MONEY from my ADULT JOB, off of Ebay, for a price I am not willing to put in writing.
I took notes and was planning to write out a full review of each of them, but honestly, I think my notes stand alone as an abstract piece. And let’s be real, I’m never gonna get around to fleshing them out.
If you’re interested in the plot synopses to help make sense of my slightly stoned observations you can read them here, here, and here. These are for the Japanese versions although I watched the English dub versions so the names are different. For clarity:
Serena/ Sailor Moon = Usagi
Darien/ Tuxedo Mask = Mamoru
Rini/ Sailor Mini Moon = Chibiusa
Rini is Serena and Darien’s daughter from the Moon and the future who came back in time and maybe from a different dimension and timeline? But they’re in high school on Earth now.
If you are REALLY curious about the Sailor Moon lore you can watch this video of the full timeline. I only saw a handful of episodes as a kid and then watched the movies repeatedly, so I had no idea the lore was this intense.
#1 Sailor Moon R: The Promise of the Rose - aka Battle of The Metamores
Darien’s childhood “friend” Fiore who he gave a red rose (turns out Serena gave it to Darien it was a token of their “friendship”)
Friends and family and chosen family
Believe in the power of love
Princess Serenity [Sailor Moon from the future / another timeline?]
Sacrifice for love - the life flower that Darian kisses! and gives the Nectar to Sailor moon also in a kiss! Vicarious threeway kissing!
we love an echo terrorism gay with bisexual hair [Fiore]
sexy flower lady
boobs
Still a kill your gays unfortunately [Fiore dies]
#2 Sailor Moon S: Hearts in Ice - aka Frozen but for Horny Kitties
the one I watched the most as a kid
Hot scientist man + hot scientist girlboss girlfriend
also that food she’s eating looks so delicious - movie is a treat for the senses
star flakes
the sexual tension between Ray and Serena
damn his apartment is so nice
he’s insecure about his profession - he believes there’s a princess on the moon - hot man with anger issues
lots of yearning which IS gay
Luna realizing she’s falling in love - but like bar is on the ground because he def has anger issues
Ice titties - nice
Ballerina snow titties - nice
sexy villain ladies - no wonder i turned out gay
oh the gay couple / throuple is in this one - outer planet scouts? [Sailors Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto]
like you can’t tell me Uranus isn’t a lesbian with that outfit
Pluto sands of time soooo cool
we see mini moon transform in this one
Tuxedo enters as Santa Clause lol - fights her off with a dreidel tho love that
love the new attacks / transformation sequences
the fashion is cute
omg the pirogies look so good
lol Luna trying to get horny details out of Serena - asking what its like when they kiss “sweet and melting? sounds like an ice cream cone”
watching him while he sleeps - kisses him and gets flush and runs through a field - wants to go to the moon with him “if only I weren’t stuck in this cat body”
Artemis loves Luna - Artemis is kinda gender queer
“I know I don’t share the same feelings about the moon as you do but we share other interests” - GAY
“event though I’m a cat I still thought we were destined to become soulmates who understand each other”
being a cat and not being able to tell someone how you feel - GAY
Crystal powers saving earth - GAY
she wants to TRANS-form into a human to help be his dream princess
this feels like more of a movie with a B plot instead of an extended episode like Sailor Moon R
super butterfly power makes her stronger somehow?
“don’t use the silver crystal power, you’ll die”
“power of love and friendship”
I guess the crystal grants a wish when you use it?
ending is unfortunately very straight unless you read Artemis as genderqueer
“I’ll always be near you because you’re my soulmate”
#3 Sailor Moon SuperS: Black Dream Hole - aka Willy Wonka Meets the Pied Piper with Mommy Issues
Trippy Candy Babies with Mommy Issues
spooky elf pied piper
creepy kids
mom stories - mommy issues
“meatball head mom from the future”
“yours are funny looking JUST LIKE YOU” I do remember rewinding that part a bunch
Cookie competition - Narcissistic mom problems
Magic elf boy (Pararu) crushing on Rini (mini moon)
Darian is listening to the closing song from The Movie S
Serena asking who Darian likes better her or Rini is CRINGE
Another space elf charmed by a gift - like father like daughter I guess
New scepter - Crystal power they don’t get their own sequences - 4 way split
the duo transformation is cute [Sailor Moon and Mini Moon]
Moon Tiara magic is the one I remember most
freaky blueberry babies - bon bon babies
weird they’re both into tuxedo mask [Rini and Serena aka daughter and mother]
elf boy maybe could be read as genderqueer
the kids song is creepy but def is stuck in my head the same way the catnapping preview song is in my head
Scary black lightening
Dream box - ice sleep honestly sounds nice
Them saying “the Dream Hole” a bunch of times was kinda gay I guess
Uranus Neptune and Pluto showing up automatically makes it a smidge gayer
Elves turning into birds
Woah the blush - they are always a duo but if you don’t know to look for it you’d def miss it [Uranus and Neptune]
Lack of scantily clad big titty villains in this one - tho we get some sideboob from the big bad harlequin, red queen dream lady
least well developed story line and character arcs tbh
also kinda feels like an extended episode
they can just GIVE her their powers by saying her name?
less transformation sequences
elf boy with rainbow wings - dream elf who protects kids while they’re sleeping
the Mommy issues don’t get resolved. booo.
Def worst of the 3
CONCLUSION
Sailor Moon R is the most Bisexual. Sailor Moon S is the best over all and could be viewed through a Trans and/or Bisexual lens but is full of heterosexual nonsense. SailorMoon SuperS is the worst both in terms of plot and Bisexuality although the aesthetics are pretty gay.
Thanks for reading friends! Until next time <3
You are my favorite in the whole world 😭